How'd you do I
see you've met my
faithfull handyman
He's just a little brought down because
when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Dont get strung out by the way I look.
Dont judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night Im one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around, maybe
play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
Thats not too abismal
We can take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
Well you got caugt with a flat, well
How about that!
Well babies dont you panic
By the light of the night
It will all seem alright
Ill get you a satanic mechanic
Why dont you stay for the night or
Maybe a bite
I can show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
So come up to the Lab
And see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So 'Ill remove the cause
But not... The symptom!